10 Dec

Emergency Underwear

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One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you covered. These 4″ (10.2 cm) tall boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants. If you want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car. Each box contains five pairs of disposable unisex underpants that will fit most adults.

Comments from Amazon.com:

If you poop yourself more than once or twice a day you may want to pick some of these up. But seriously I plan to use these in place of normal underwear so I don’t have to do so much laundry.

The box is smaller than the average tissue box which is up to the buyer, for me it was good. The underwear themselves would be really annoying to wear, uncomfortable on bare skin. However, being a joke that is not a ‘turn off.’ I brought the box to class and gave one to a friend for his birthday- His best gift. One size does fit all, or at least anyone with a real waist because it has an elastic waist. All in all a great joke. I have yet to see anyone actually wear one of these as underwear- that would probably be the funniest thing ever. 5 to a box.

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